A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A paralysed man falls over.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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