A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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women's rights

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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