- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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