- Anti Joke

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough