- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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