- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

My cat just died.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Obama walks into a hospital....

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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