- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Asians.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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