whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Penis

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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