Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

You and your parents are going to die today

A van drives into a car.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

This sentence is a lie.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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