- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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