- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jd and zach loves vigina

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

wael.. nuff said

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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