Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the man die? He was old.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

NEVER

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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