Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Help I'm being raped!

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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