- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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