- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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