- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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