- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Albino African Americans

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

I have an erection My mom!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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