Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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I don't get it

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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The Female Orgasm

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Please don't shoot me

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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