Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

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