- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Please don't shoot me

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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