- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

women's rights

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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