- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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