Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Kameron Brown is gay.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

sorry son your nanas been put down

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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