- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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