- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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