- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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