- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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