- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Poop

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

hi dave

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

wael.. nuff said

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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