How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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