- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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