what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Where's my tractor?

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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dry handjob

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Soccer...

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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