- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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