Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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