What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Anti Joke

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