- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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