Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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This statement is false.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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