- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I don't get it

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

The Female Orgasm

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Please don't shoot me

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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