Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

The Female Orgasm

Please don't shoot me

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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