- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Women's rights.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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