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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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No!

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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HEY!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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kk

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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haha

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im gay

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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