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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

So a baby seal walks into a club...

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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