Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Will nearis is here! Get it

Women's rights.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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