- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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