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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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