im gay

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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are u black unlucky

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