- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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