There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Screw it you write the joke.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

what's the difference between a duck?

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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