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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

can you touch your toes? no

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