What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Fat people

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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can you touch your toes? no

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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