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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Obama walks into a hospital....

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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