- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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