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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

WNBA

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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