What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

women's rights

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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