- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

sorry got to poo

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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