- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Tilt your screen back

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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