- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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