What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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