- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Women's rights

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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