- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??