Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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