a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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