I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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