THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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copy me and i will kill you

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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