- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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