- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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