Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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