- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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