- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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