- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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