- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

No soup for you!

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Double-whammy

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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