What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

How High is a Chinese man

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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