- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

women's rights

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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