Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Tall asians

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Dakota Fanning

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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