- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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