- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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