- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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