- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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