A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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