How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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