- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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