- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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