- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Christ is a conspiracy

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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