What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Emily Walker.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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