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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

I dont have a girlfriend

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

haha black people :D

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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