What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

you know whats not funny white boards.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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