- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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