- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Death by kayak

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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