charlie sheen becomes sober.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Get it? More.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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