If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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420

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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