Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What would u like to drink?

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CHORGLUND

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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