Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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