How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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A paralysed man falls over.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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