Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

... Chan chan

Whats the defination of cruelty

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Take wrong turns

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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