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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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The Labour Party.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Hi

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Life

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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