- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Equal rights!

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

The Morman Religion.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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