Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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