- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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