what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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