800 people died last year. end of story

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Asians.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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