- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

how much fish could a chicken

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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