what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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