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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A seal walks into a club.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

save me from the nothing ive become

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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