How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Penis

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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