- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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