- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

what's white and sticky semen

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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