how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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