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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

what goes boo a sock

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What is 9+10? 19

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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