What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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