Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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