What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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PENIS

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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well use a tissue!

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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im gay

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