- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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