Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Stephen Hawking

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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