- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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