What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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LET

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Canadians

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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