A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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