- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Did you know? . You already know!

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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