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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What the hell are you doing?

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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