Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Thats what she said

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you just read an anti-joke

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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autsim

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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