What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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