His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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