red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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