- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Terraria

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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