Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Jellybeans

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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