- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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