- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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