What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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