- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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