- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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