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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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