- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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