- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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