What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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you just read an anti-joke

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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