Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Anti Joke

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