Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

who is not good looking? mon morello

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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