- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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