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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

why did matt die? He had cancer

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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