Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Jellybeans

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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