Whats 1+1? The answer!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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