what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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women's rights

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Democracy.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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