Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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